Foiled again

Yippee-kai-yai-aye, ---------! (Thanks, Bruce Willis) Today marks the fourth Independence Day since that fateful attack on our soil in New York, and we have stayed strong and prevented any other attacks! Thank you, men and women in uniform, for protecting our freedoms on the front lines. And thank you, President Bush, for having the courage to initiate their mission of protection. Here's to the next four years of attack-less freedom!