Entitlement mentality to the nth degree

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of hookers? That's right, tack on "sex life" to the list of inalienable rights--or at least that's what some guy in Denmark wants.

Torben Hansen, who has cerebral palsy, which severely affects his speech and mobility, believes his local authority should pay the extra charge he incurs when he hires a sex worker - because his disability means he cannot go to see them. "It's unfair to deny people with disabilities the right to a sex life," he added. His case is currently being considered.

Dang, with an idea like that, you'd think Hansen had cerebral palsy.

Oops.