U.S. will [yawn] cease to exist [yawn] in '07...[yawn]
"A thorough analysis of the Koran reveals that the US will cease to exist in the year 2007, according to research published by Palestinian scholar Ziad Silwadi."[sputters and sprays his drink everywhere as a burst of laughter escapes his lips]
Apparently the sins of America will result in a massive tsunami over our continent. (Is this a cruelly ironic retributive act by Allah for not contributing enough to the Asian tsunami relief fund? Oh wait...Western giving blew Mid-East giving out of the water (excuse the pun).
I mock this Koranic prophesy because it's about as safe as daring AOL to provide good internet service, or the cafeteria at school to cook food that doesn't look like roadkill...
posted by Seth at 10:29 PM
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This is what happens when you put too much faith in religious texts.
I know faith is a big part of you, but you see how it needs to be moderated.
On another note, what about we link to each other? We don't agree, but at least we can argue.
Loyal Aches, you don't have it quite right...
This is what happens when you put too much faith in false religious texts. One cannot put too much faith in the Bible.
Faith is a big part of me, but true and orthdox Christian faith needs no moderation.
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