A humorous take on the Terri Schiavo issue

a la Cam Edwards:

If my husband were playing house with another woman while I was in a nursing home, my parents would have hired a hit man regardless of my last wishes. I admire the Schindler's restraint. I hope they seriously consider a wrongful death lawsuit against Mr. Schiavo. Though their chances of recovering anything are slim - the state of Florida has pretty good asset protection laws. (Why else would OJ Simpson live there?)