Someone is Lying

Have you noticed how, instead of responding to criticisms with factual debate and openness, the Kerry campaign's Rabbid Response Team only spews hatred and negativism against it's critics. Either the Swiftboat Veterans for Truth are lying, or Kerry is lying. If these Vets are dead wrong, then why doesn't the Kerry campaign just prove it! It would take 5 minutes to release his military records and discredit these guys--that is, if they can be discredited.......

In this situation, I think we must give Kerry the benefit of the doubt; after all, he's been proven to be such an honest guy over the past 30 years.......[imagine gagging sound]