Christmas solutions for the whacky environmentalist

Got a whacky far-left relative you've gotta shop for this Christmas? In the past have you resorted to giving Earth Day t-shirts? This year, for "the woman who wants to stay both warm and environmentally conscious this winter," look no further than the Eco Bra! Turn down the heater in your house this winter to preserve energy, simply microwave the Eco Bra for a few minutes, and waalaa! you're warm for the rest of the day! **Microwave not included.

MORE GIFTS FOR THE ENVIRO-CONSCIOUS
Top 10 Gifts for Your Environmentalist Friends
Save the Environment: Re-use Condoms t-shirt
Keep the Earth Clean: It's not Uranus button
Have you hugged a tree today? t-shirt
Bio-Hazard thong (no pun intended)
I went to Louisiana and all I got was herpes t-shirt
Support the troops? Ditch that SUV! t-shirt

UPDATE: Loyal Achates alerted me to the perfect gift for that shallow-thinking, stereotypical, I-only-respond-to-slogans Christian teen: Abstinece Underwear!

MORE GEMS OF CHRISTIAN MARKETING:
Get Stoned...Like Paul! t-shirt
Allfaith: You're in Good Hands t-shirt
Jesus the Sin Exterminator t-shirt
My Posse's Ready for Spiritual Warfare t-shirt
Christ Cafe: Open 24 Hours, Forgiveness Anytime t-shirt
Pope John Paul II: Fighter of Communism t-shirt (huh?)
I'm Pro-Choice: I Choose to Keep My Pants Up! t-shirt
What is the greatest nation on earth? The Incarnation t-shirt


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